obviously I'm a horrible person

I love my grandparents

I really do

but you don't understand what's it like

to live with them!

Would you like to know what they're like?

Imagine George Castanza's parents

[Seinfeld]

and Ray Ramano's parents

[Everybody loves Raymond]

MIXED TOGETHER!!

And you're getting close,

but they're worse.

Many times a day I just

have to nod my head,

and fake a smile.

Because they go on and on

and on and on.

They want to know EVERYTHING

I'm doing and I'm a very quiet,

keep-to-myself time of a person.

So if you don't see posts

for a while it's cause I

don't have anything semi-nice to say.

just kidding around

once upon a time

i was a little girl

and my family took a trip

to the boardwalk

one night, after a pretty

amazing day

we were walking past

a payphone, remember those?

in these days

cellphones were rare

I'm not even sure my dad had

one at this point

so we're walking past

a payphone

and it rings

and these older kids

probably college kids

start laughing

and scrambler answers the payphone

the kids start to laugh

and then scrambler starts speaking something

similar to pig latin

and my family and I start laughing

and the kids are bewildered

and then the kid with the cellphone

comes over laughing

and gives scrambler five for

being such an cool, older dude

happy april fools day guys!