gas and glasses

car gas

not human gas

so we were taking my great grandparents to

the ophthalmologist yesterday and we needed gas

he asked my grama [who will be called DQ, for drama queen] to fill it up

and then asks for the receipt

when he see's that it was $35

he says

"$35! I won't use that all,

I'll be gone by then!"

and they say kids say the darnedest things

then at dinner last night

my great grampa [who we will call GGp, for Great Grandpa]

was telling my great grama [who we will call GGm, for Great Grama]

that the second set of lenses he had ordered couldn't not be canceled

because they had already been sent to the factory

i asked him why he would want to cancel them

and he said he wouldn't be around long enough to use them

it took all i had not to laugh