tithing settlement

[disclaimer this bit has nothing to

do with the blog]

I used to think that I wanted to die old

live as long as I could

forget it! when I can't do stuff I want to

take me out! i'll be okay with it

okay so GGp can't go to church anymore

it's just way too hard for him

and GGm can't go during the winter

cause it's just too cold for her and the ice and snow es no bueno!

so in our church

we pay tithing

[you can click on tithing and it will tell you all about it]

and at the end of the year we have

tithing settlement, like balancing a check book

and then we get a receipt

GGp hadn't got his yet so he asked me to pick it up for him

because we can count it on our taxes

[Jesus for the win!]

so when I brought home he opened it

and this is what happened

"It's not balancing,

[he uses accounting terms, he's an accountant]

I'm going to have to call the bishop.

[then under his breath]

dammit!"

growing up I thought GGm and GGp 

were such good people

never stepped out of line or anything

and their swearing all the time

is HIL-AR-IOUS!