oh gosh

so my mom

is currently spending her days

with two tiny babies and two big babies

the former are two kids she nannies

which are both pretty cute

the latter are scrambler and critic

they are getting older and things 

are getting harder for them

so daily i get texts from my mom

with things the two of them have said

they are too hilarious not to share

so you understand the stories

it's sharing time!

there is a list a words

that critic uses to insult people
[this is just a sampling]

apparently

supposedly
they say
those people

she uses two of them in the following story
my mom was talking about some people she knew
and critic busts out with
"we have some of those people in our
community and apparently they're very nice"

notice the use of 'those people'
and 'apparently'
oh gosh!
mom and i didn't know what to say

and this isn't an anomaly, this is typical